Sassy Bitch

I know. I'm really cool.

I know. I'm really cool.

pretty much. 

pretty much. 

whenever I think of hotel sex, I always imagine it like this. I...

whenever I think of hotel sex, I always imagine it like this. I don't really know why.

I need someone who wouldn't be afraid to do this.

I need someone who wouldn't be afraid to do this.

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fancy a threesome?

Sure, I have nothing better to do.

heyfunniest: Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what's up.

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what's up.

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I've often thought about how it'd feel to be sitting...

I've often thought about how it'd feel to be sitting in your lap like this…

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aileine: I couldn't help myself.

aileine:

I couldn't help myself.

how much do you weigh?

I'm 9 and a half stone which is about 133 pounds I believe.

 lick me?

 lick me?

Do you have any photos of yourself?

Although I've removed the link on my side bar/the majority of my photos, there are some lingering on my blog under the tag 'me' if you're curious.

I miss this.

I miss this.

please?

please?

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touch me please? 

touch me please? 

relevant.

relevant.

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